Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

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WORLD'S funniest ... ( 7 hours ago by Joyascorrea)

WORLD'S funniest video

this isnt funny why ... ( 7 hours ago by elmurfudd1992)

this isnt funny why do people like this guy

Dunham sucks. ... ( 7 hours ago by jkowalec)

Dunham sucks. Americans get dumber everyday

do u really have 1 ... ( 6 hours ago by oXTheDragonXo)

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SILENCE I KILL YOU!! lol

God damet oh oh no ... ( 5 hours ago by jbell0243)

God damet oh oh no I mean allah damet

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man, this is the ... ( 4 hours ago by jbond5150)

man, this is the stupidest thing ive ever seen. how do any of you find this even remotely funny?

I'd kill you for a ... ( 4 hours ago by ZexionsGirl6)

I'd kill you for a Klondike bar

Dont feed the troll ( 4 hours ago by TheNicksSkitsShow)

Dont feed the troll

awesome LOL ( 4 hours ago by klmsd65)

awesome LOL

Achmed:that means i ... ( 3 hours ago by SonicRules328)

Achmed:that means i get my 72 virgins ~happy face~ are you my virgins..i hope not. Jeff:Why? Achmed:Theres a bunch of ugly ass guys out there ROFL

Achmed: "If this is ... ( 3 hours ago by Chevypower265)

Achmed: "If this is Paradise I've been screwed!"
Jeff: "Well, did they say it would be only Female Virgins?"
Achmed: "HOLY CRAP!"

Allah curse jeff ... ( 2 hours ago by majorovasoninlaw)

Allah curse jeff dunham.. Allah curse his audience.. Allah curse the INFIDELS.. Yes I wrote "Allah" with capital "A" becuase He is my God and He is my Lord and He is the Merciful God who is having patience on you people, but one day when you come out of your graves and stand before Him, He will only tell His cruel mighty angels to drive you to the burning black Hell wherein you'll be bound forever in the eternal torment..
I swear, the real Muslims are coming soon to defend their NOBLE FAITH...

I agree. I can't ... ( 2 hours ago by IshadaKatzteilov)

I agree. I can't begin to fathom how so many people would be willing to leave their homes, drive to this thing, and then give this guy their hard earned money. Oh wait. They're Americans. It's not all their fault. But you're right, this is the antithesis of humor.

You sir, need to ... ( 2 hours ago by IshadaKatzteilov)

You sir, need to stop drinking caffeine altogether. If you're absolutely certain of the greatness of Allah, then allow your God to resolve this of His own accord. If you have truly studied the Qu'ran, then you would know that it is not your place to judge or take actions against those who would insult Him or His people. It is only for Allah to judge and punish. Not you or I.

And I should add ... ( 2 hours ago by IshadaKatzteilov)

And I should add that at no point during this poor excuse for "comedy" did this man ever actually insult Allah or anyone who is a true Muslim. He was only attempting to mock the ridiculous antics of those extremists who have already given Islam a far worse insult than any comedian could conjure up.

God will not punish ... ( 1 hour ago by majorovasoninlaw)

God will not punish them by his own power like He had done with the old nations, God will not punish them like he punished Pharaoh or Noah's folk.. God will not send Gabriel or another Archangel to outcry them or turn their land upside down... God will punish them by US!!! As He said in His book: "Fight aganist them so that Allah will punish them by YOUR HANDS..." It is you sir who didn't read your Qur'an It is something called "JIHAD" if you ever heard of it, but yet it's time hasn't come yet..

And I'd like to add ... ( 1 hour ago by majorovasoninlaw)

And I'd like to add... That cursed person who is absolutely not funny, he didn't say he wasn't talking about all Muslims, besides, even if he was making fun of the "terrorists", he souldn't had made fun of God's divine name for Muslims (Allah), those IDIOTS don't know that also Arab Christians and Jews call God "Allah"!!!
But they are just pathetic ignorant people...

what the hell ... ( 1 hour ago by superjackyass)

what the hell happened to my feet.son of a bitch!!!!HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

This is great! Very ... ( 13 minutes ago by poobox2)

This is great! Very funny!

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